You are probably not interested but I decided to share it anyways...
Today was fun... Got slapped in the face for farting... I'll tell you the full story... Ok, I was in science and I farted, then this girl came upto me and said "You better watch your back at lunch mate." I replied "Ok...". At the end of the lesson, we all leave... I had a perfectly normal lunch until this 'girl' came upto me... She walked up to me and looked mad, she stated that if I do that again, I'm going to get beaten up even more... Then B000m! She slapped me round the face and then walked off...
The end.