1. You're reading this now
2. You're thinking that was a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped 3
5. You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7. You're reading this still even though it's stupid
9. You didnt notice I skipped 8
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You're enjoying this
12. You didn't notice there's only supposed to be "10".