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Minecraft Jokes
« on: April 10, 2012, 03:57:53 pm »
You give a man some pork you feed him for a day, you teach a man to punch pigs you feed him for a life time.

Yo momma's so fat, she logged on and crashed the server.

Yo momma's so poor she can't even afford dirt.

Yo momma's so fat when she passes gas she makes creepers explosions look like firecrackers.

Yo momma's so fat, her file size is FAT!

Yo momma's so fat, she got banned for griefing everything the first time she logged on!

Yo momma's so fat people pay her gold to flatten mountains!

Yo momma's so fat she is the ultimate mob trap!

Yo momma's so dumb, she rode a pig off a cliff, but missed!

Yo momma's so strong, she rode a cliff off a pig!

Yo momma's so fat, the minecraft toilet was both invented and clogged at the same time.

Yo momma's so fat she sat on bedrock and crushed it!

Yo momma's so ugly, creepers auto-explode when they see her!

Yo momma's so fat she needs her own plug-in.

Yo momma's so stupid, she dosen't know how to craft a workbench.

Yo momma's so stupid, she doesn't know how to open minecraft!

Yo momma's so fat, if you set her on fire she drops a stack of cooked pork.

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Re: Minecraft Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 09:33:55 pm »
What came first the axe or the pick axe