You smell like old man farts like a naked obese asian lady running through the meadow who forgot her sandals and hasn't shaved her pits or applied deodorant today. You are a orange Snooki Monster who is now pregnant with a meatball baby. You look like humpty dumpty who fell off a wall and landed on a dead baby that smells like a rotting carcas. Wild wolverines ate your spinal cord with inserting a coin machine up your ass, and around the corner.
